Haha the common denominator in the fuckfust that was Original Guatuso was totally John. My first alliance was made with Ami, then Chad, and then I wanted to pull Chris in after. John showed up a day later, told me about the idol thing, and then wanted to make a solid deal with me, which I stupidly bought. I didn't have deals with ANYBODY but John, Ami, Chad, and Chris. I was playing a pretty clean and honest game for those first few boots.
But yeah, I think the best of the Guatuso members are all sitting here on the jury, and John is stuck in the Loser's Lodge where he belongs.
Hi John! Glad you aren't here!