Day 31 - And the winner is...

John - 14th Place - Jimbo (AussieStranded)
Biggest Bully
Most Likely to Run for Congress
Highlight of the Season: Loser lodge. That thread. OMG check it out as soon as you can, wait for Cast reveal first you dips.
But in fairness John has about 5 other contenders for highlight of the Season. Arriving last to find himself leader. The first challenge. Starting the fake idol clue rumour. Leading the losingest tribe in Stranded history through defeat after defeat after.. I did try to warn John off acting too "Australian" but he couldn't help himself You were awesome John!

Who is Jimbo?

I'm not recognizing any of the users. I only post in Sucks Proper, LTS, Future, and Spoilers, though, so that might be part of it.

John - 14th Place - Jimbo (AussieStranded)
Biggest Bully
Most Likely to Run for Congress
Highlight of the Season: Loser lodge. That thread. OMG check it out as soon as you can, wait for Cast reveal first you dips.
But in fairness John has about 5 other contenders for highlight of the Season. Arriving last to find himself leader. The first challenge. Starting the fake idol clue rumour. Leading the losingest tribe in Stranded history through defeat after defeat after.. I did try to warn John off acting too "Australian" but he couldn't help himself You were awesome John!

Thanks Brenda, glad someone liked me.

And BobbyJon what are you shocked at?

It's okay I said I liked the music video for Beauty and a Beat by Justin Bieber, and everyone shat on me.

Dolly was really nice tho I didn't have the heart to tell her I hated some singer I thought was lame as fuck but she loved

And I never had the heart to tell Ami that I think Linkin Park sucks when she posted about how she liked them.

And yeah I almost puked when Dolly said she was a Lana Del Rey fan.

I'm such a judgmental asshole.

I just liked that one song, bitch.vb

John - 14th Place - Jimbo (AussieStranded)
Biggest Bully
Most Likely to Run for Congress
Highlight of the Season: Loser lodge. That thread. OMG check it out as soon as you can, wait for Cast reveal first you dips.
But in fairness John has about 5 other contenders for highlight of the Season. Arriving last to find himself leader. The first challenge. Starting the fake idol clue rumour. Leading the losingest tribe in Stranded history through defeat after defeat after.. I did try to warn John off acting too "Australian" but he couldn't help himself You were awesome John!

Thanks Brenda, glad someone liked me.

And BobbyJon what are you shocked at?

You'll soon find out

John - 14th Place - Jimbo (AussieStranded)
Biggest Bully
Most Likely to Run for Congress
Highlight of the Season: Loser lodge. That thread. OMG check it out as soon as you can, wait for Cast reveal first you dips.
But in fairness John has about 5 other contenders for highlight of the Season. Arriving last to find himself leader. The first challenge. Starting the fake idol clue rumour. Leading the losingest tribe in Stranded history through defeat after defeat after.. I did try to warn John off acting too "Australian" but he couldn't help himself You were awesome John!

Who is Jimbo?

Jimbo is Jim Rice, from the Tonga season.

John was the WORST. But without a doubt a standout character

Thanks I guess.

i knew john be aussie when he told me his pet dingo bit prime minister last year

yea is was Lana Del Rey!

eww

Glad we can bond on this.

But Ami, if it means anything, that Of Monsters and Men song that you posted is fucking amazing. I'm still listening to it daily.

Jimbo is tynand? From Survivor Sucks for anybody wondering.

Wait. Is he Jimbo, tynand, or AussieStranded? Ugh I'm confused.

What the hell is AussieStranded?

John - 14th Place - Jimbo (AussieStranded)
Biggest Bully
Most Likely to Run for Congress
Highlight of the Season: Loser lodge. That thread. OMG check it out as soon as you can, wait for Cast reveal first you dips.
But in fairness John has about 5 other contenders for highlight of the Season. Arriving last to find himself leader. The first challenge. Starting the fake idol clue rumour. Leading the losingest tribe in Stranded history through defeat after defeat after.. I did try to warn John off acting too "Australian" but he couldn't help himself You were awesome John!

Thanks Brenda, glad someone liked me.

And BobbyJon what are you shocked at?

You'll soon find out

Haha, Love it!
I think you and I are the most hated on here lol.

tynand from Sucks is where we got him from. Hes from Australian Stranded originally. Brenda recruited him as Jim from Aussie Stranded, he played as Jim Rice in our previous season.

tynand from Sucks is where we got him from. Hes from Australian Stranded originally. Brenda recruited him as Jim from Aussie Stranded, he played as Jim Rice in our previous season.

OHHHH.

So you mean he's already played Stranded before?

I guess that explains the fake idol clue thing he came up with 5 minutes in.

Wait. Is he Jimbo, tynand, or AussieStranded? Ugh I'm confused.

I am Jimbo in the Aussie Stranded Survivor version
tynand on Sucks.

Hope that clears things up.

I am expecting a few more. I do not know who though BUT if you see the AussieStranded thing there hopefully that makes sense now.

AussieStranded is an Australian version of the same series. Speaking of which;


Brook - 13th Place - TheDoctor (ORGY) / Parvati (AussieStranded)
Cutest Couple (shared with John)
Most Likely to Get Arrested for Punching a Congressman
Highlight of the Season: His twin showmances with Dolly & John

I will admit, I missed out on the crux moments of Brooks Season, perhaps he'll explain more? Somewhere between people pushing Dolly's name to be next boot, then her actually quiting Brook snapped, and defected along with Gregg, away form John & Chad and back to Ibe & Jo :o I still don't know the ins & outs of it.

Then of course Chad took the individual immunity and Brook was history.

And then LL became legendary :D

Brook is actually one of the All-Star Aussie Stranded members too. Winner of their inaugural Season amIrite?